August 12th

August 12th is national vodka day.

Person 1: “it’s august 12th”
Person 2; “omg I almost forgot!”
Person 1: “Let’s go get drunk on vodka and go make out with a hot dude from France in a club”

Person 2: “Yassss”

by feetlover28447483927 July 29, 2022

August 15

National send a titty drop video to your partner (or they hate you)

Partner1 : hey babe guess what day it is 🤭 <3
Partner2 : its august 15th?
Partner1 : exactly , you know what that means babe
Partner2 : okay

finee give me 5 mins
Partner1 : i love you , thanks <33
Partner2 : i love you too sweetie

by bigcoolperson August 14, 2022

August 28th

International Kinkshame a Furry Day

"Oh, today's August 28th? Time to kinkshame a furry!"

by ryanlovesfur November 28, 2021

August

A month in a year

a basic ass month

hey what month were you born in?
oh i was born in august!
your basic asf damn

(this is a joke )

by +vpn+ December 23, 2022

August 22

Blowjob Day
Ask anyone to give you a blowjob and if you have their consent they will have to give you a 30 minutes blowjob.

Mike: OMG it’s august 22nd! Marie can i ?

Marie: Of course, come in the room

by LargeBigMacPlease August 22, 2023

August 13

The best person ever’s birthday, Brie!

Friend: OMG it’s August 13 bries birthday!
Brie: Yes it is🤬

by Briebriebriebrie September 24, 2021

August 6th

August 6th is the perfect day to express your deepest feelings to the girl of your dreams, making it a memorable occasion to cherish forever. It's a day to pour your heart out, telling her how much she means to you and how she's changed your life for the better. With a blend of sincere words and thoughtful surprises, you can spoil her in the best way possible, whether it's through a heartfelt letter, a day filled with her favourite activities or even just a voice note or call to let her know how much she means to you and to reassure her that she's the only girl for you .It is a day where you remember the promises you have made to each other. This date, marked by your declaration of love and the effort you put into making her feel special, will undoubtedly become a cherished memory and a beautiful chapter in your love story .On this day, you should give her the most valuable gift of all—your time and reassurance. Let her know that there's no one else who could ever take her place in your heart, and that you're committed to being present and attentive, not just today but always. This day is all about celebrating her, your love, and the beautiful future you're building together.

"On August 6th, I finally mustered the courage to tell the girl of my dreams that I love her and that she's the only one for me."

by iil0veCh1p5 August 5, 2024