August 6th

The day you get to punch someone in the arm day

Freind:punches you*

You: What was that for

Freind: Its august 6th:)

by URMOMSDISHSOAP September 7, 2021

August 13

The best person ever’s birthday, Brie!

Friend: OMG it’s August 13 bries birthday!
Brie: Yes it is🤬

by Briebriebriebrie September 24, 2021

August 10th

National see Christopher your BF day. You have to skip or drop anything you have planned for that day to go see your amazing christopher

I had a whole long list of things to do August 10th

by Big CD July 12, 2021

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 5th Justin Day

August 5th is the day where you love a justin and date them<3 Ask them out and if they say no they do whatever you want for 24 hours. I LOVE YOU JUSTINS!!

It’s August 5th Justin Day! That means..

Me : Wanna date justin? It’s August 5th!

You : No way!

Me : Then do whatever I want for 24 hours peasant.

You : Fine! I’ll date you scum bag.

by justinlover23 July 15, 2021

august

if your birthday is in august the ur parents failed no nut november.

guy one: hey what month are you born in?
guy two: august..?
guy one: bro ur parents failed no nut november🤣😭

add my tiktok @prettyluhh._miya 😝🤝

by prettyluhh._miya July 16, 2021

August 24th

August 24th is the day a nice attractive female should start a relationship with Duncan because it’s his birthday day

Oh hi Duncan, it’s August 24th so happy birthday, and do you want to go on a date?

by The__Bigmac July 24, 2021