Irish hat trick

Balancing a hard hat on your dick while scoping photos of a tranny (hard hat will be perceived as balancing)

That picture of Bubbles had me performing an Irish hat trick.

by Bigweenie86 March 19, 2023

Irish Cheese

1. When a cheese has been aged for song long that it is completely covered in green mold.

2. The farts that an Irish man gets when he drinks too much

1. For appetizers, father time offered us Irish Cheese and crackers.

2. Timmy O'Sullivan was hit with a bad case of the Irish Cheese on the drive back from the pub.

by MNEman14 November 8, 2010

Irish Fire Drill

This is analogous to a Chinese Fire Drill, however, it's performed strictly on St. Patrick's day or in Ireland and must incorporate a jig prior to re-entering the vehicle.

While driving to Savannah for St. Paddy's, the driver commanded an Irish Fire Drill while in standstill traffic. The onlookers applauded as the passengers performed a perfect Irish jig.

by John C. Mellencamp March 16, 2023

Irish Spitfire

How a cute and potentially cool girl named Caitlyn describes herself.

That Caitlyn, she’s a real Irish Spitfire

by CA76 March 27, 2021

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

Irish Reach-around

Asking someone to return a favour that you haven't done for them yet. i.e. "Yes, I will dog-sit for you at some time probably. By the way, here's my dog. You have to look after her while I go on a mid-week trip to New York."

I can't believe Colin had the nerve to give me an Irish Reach-around. I have to look after his dog because he made a vague promise to look after mine in the future.

by Mcbeanface July 25, 2019

Irish necktie

When your pubic hair has grown too long and one of the strands dislodges from the crotch and becomes much like a bollo tie around the head of the penis and can some times become tangles in fabric causing much discomfort.

I was going to get my cock sucked by that big tittied black bitch at work, but I had an Irish necktie and it got caught in the tooth gap she has and damn near slit my dicks throat like piano wire.

by Projectile Feces January 3, 2025