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National Booty Day

April 21st is officially National Booty Day. All girls(or guys) must send a booty pic to their entire best friends list.
Wow! Today is National Booty Day! I cannot wait to see Jessica’s fat ass!
by bigdixknick21 April 18, 2020
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National Penis day

A day where only the longest penis men get celebrated with hand-jobs. Very special and very good
Hey, what are you gonna do with ur girl on “National Penis day
by user194828 February 10, 2020
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National Cow Day

A day to appreciate cows of all kinds ❤️🐄
Hey did you know it's national cow day???
by CowsRUs February 19, 2020
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Hockey Puck Nationalism

A flavour of civic nationalism that Canadian & American globalist sell to the ethnic, religious, and gender fluid mosaic of tax payers known as Canadian citizens.
“You Brits get sold Bulldog nationism eh? O ya we leafs get something similar “hockey puck nationalism” don’t ya know”

“You heard? Next olympics is in Beijing eh, perfect symbolism. Hockey Puck Nationalism: Design in an American corporate office, Made in China. Like all the medical equipment we needed during the rona virus.”
by North Americana Britiania March 22, 2020
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National bj day

November 19 is the national blowjob day. Though not required, females and males alike are welcomed to preform this sexual act on their partner
Did you give your bf a bj for national bj day?”
by Drakelover699 November 19, 2020
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National Freak Day

November 23, National Freak Day. The day you can be as freaky as you want and nobody can say anything about it.
Bae, lemme play wit dat pussy. it’s national freak day so you gone let me right?
by Kooqee?¿ November 22, 2020
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National bestie day

by shutuppoopoo November 29, 2020
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