Jive Turkey

it's an antiquated phrase for pricks, basically, but my friends would like to revive the word and give it a positive conotation similar to 'awesome'.

"I just got my LICENSE!!!"
"That's sooo jive turkey!"

by Raleford July 26, 2008

turkey season

When you grab your penis (it has to be small enough when flaccid to fit entirely in your hand) and pull upwards repeatedly, chasing another person with your jiggling scrotum while shouting "turkey season!". It is so named after the sac's resemblance to a turkey's neck.

"You almost done in there? I gotta pee. Wait, what are you-"
"Turkey season!"
"Oh, god, no."

by dieff April 26, 2014

Turkey

An amazingly hot guy, particularly of Mediterranean, and more specifically from Italy. Knows how to sail a boat and drive a vespa like it's his job. Ideally, an amazing lover, deserving of a super hot and brilliant girlfriend, worthy of his stuffing and gobble.

look at that FINE turkey...i heard he's from rome!

by tacchina May 26, 2011

turkey drop

the onslaught of refuse that occurs after a particularly hearty meal, such as that of Thanksgiving.
There is the usual complication of everyone having the same symptom, but only a choice number of bathrooms. This fiasco can be referred to as the Turkey-Pants drop

After that bird, we had the biggest turkey drop ever witnessed on the eastern seabord.

by poooooopie December 28, 2005

Turkey Basher

someone who chases a sole turkey around a field with only the inteny of smashing its skull in with a shovel, or taking them home and having their wicked way with it. these type of people tend to live in their parents room or basement, although they are at the ripe age to leave the nest as it were.

1) computer hackers.
2) liers.
3) comporate buisenise men.
4) townies.

by andy pandy December 7, 2004

Going Ham in the Turkey Factory

Going hard!(not in the perverted way)

I am going ham in the turkey factory when i dance on multiple at the same time! ;D

by beaverteaser69 December 26, 2011

turkey stuffing

When a drunken virgin woman makes the decision to concent to anal sex before attempting vaginal sex. The male must be at least five years older for it to be a true turkey stuffing. For an authentic turkey stuffing the woman must perform oral sex after at least three rounds of anal sex. A common identifier is that the woman will have an akward limp the morning after this turkey stuffing. Much like the indians limped off after thanksgiving when the pilgrams totally kicked there ass.( this really happened to a girl at my highschool )

Im really tired coach. I had a long night of turkey stuffing with some drunk bitch in high school. Anyways back to work for that superbowl ring.

by The L town Kids July 20, 2008