sam johnson

the fucking best guy in the fucking world. He chefs up dickheads daily he is way better than that cunt felix and legit is the best fucking guy.

sam johnson is fucking amazing and is way better than that not richard

by thatoneroadman November 26, 2020

joe johnson

your mom probably

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54

by john johnson joe June 14, 2023

brad johnson

Code word for blowjob (initials are BJ).

Dude, Sarah and John met Brad Johnson at the party last night.

by MegaWak March 11, 2016

Corbin Johnson.

A Hot mf he’s practically the human tripod

oh wow i could really go for a corbin johnson. to fill my thirst

by mixeoxlong January 16, 2023

Full Johnson

Full Johnson is a way of life. Carrying yourself so upright, so erect. Just powering through life like a hard cock.

I was living lower than a flappy flaccid penis until I started going into life Full Johnson. It changed everything.

by @Scungilli_Man October 03, 2023

Carson Johnson

When you are sucking multiple penises at one time, and then everyone then ejaculates inside your nose.

Wayne- “when I was at camp they pulled a Carson Johnson on me”

Chuck- “oh shit did they ejaculate in your nose”
Wayne- “they pulled the CJ special and did it in my ears as well”

by April 23, 2024

Smelly Johnson

You steal something and it fucks you so bad that you get kicked out of your fire company

I can’t believe I got smelly Johnson’ed

by Chibs5 April 05, 2022