The Milk Man

The God of Family Abandonment

Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...

Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...

Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...

Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...

Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?

The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .

by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022

Incognito Man

A term for a degenerate who is an incel nerd cross-breed. This term originates from the man who appears on the incognito tab. He is shown to wear glasses( making him a nerd), he also wears a fedora and watches lots of porn( making him an incel).

Girl 1 "This one guy offered to do my math homework for a picture of my tits and when I said no he said a chad would rape me"
Girl 2 "That wasn't a guy it was an Incognito Man"

by Mai Ting Long April 24, 2020

Zygote Man

A mean person who refers to others as baobabs.

“You’re a baobab”
“Fuck off zygote man”

by yeehawn’tlmao February 15, 2019

Man Milk

The yummy milk you get when you hook a man up to one of those cow udder torture machines, and turn it on. The milk that comes out of him is usually sweet, and is very nutritious. However, when you are milking the man, make sure to take him out of the machine before his mushroom head bursts.

"You wanna try my man milk anyone? It's really yummy and nutritious!"

by StarSoupMan June 29, 2023

man moose

sperm, ejaculation, cum,

she was bobbing on my knob really well when i had to shoot!
i told her that i was going to cum and she didn't hear me so i shot a load of "man moose" in her hair.

by diamond dave 1964 December 24, 2007

the man downstairs

satan, the devil, lucifer, 666, hades, todd howard, whatever you wanna call him.
compare: the man upstairs

me: The end of the world? But you're God! Can't you just undo it?
god: As much as I would love that, my child, the man downstairs wouldn't like it.

by sanchopancho02 March 16, 2021

BRICO MAN

1. Extremely successful Businesses man

2. Alpha male

3. BIG guy

1. Kingpin from Spider-Man Into the Spider-Verse is the definition of a Brico Man.

2. Did you see Meekins? That man is a Brico Man for real!

3. What up BRICO!

by Gabrese October 19, 2022