Matthew

Matthew
Usually shortened to Matt. A Matthew is the most loving friend anyone could ask for. He can be crazy, and then serious. Matthew is usually unpredictable and is a master at playing mind games.

Girl: “who’s watching me from the trees?”
Girl 2: “oh that’s Matthew”

by Matthew747583 November 23, 2021

Matthew

A Matthew can be calm, friendly, and overall pretty nice, but if you get on their bad side they are the last person you want to see. With big brown eyes and darkish or black hair, they can be pretty cute, not gonna lie. They can be friendly, laid back, and just a good person, but they can also be a jerk who thinks it’s funny to make fun of people when a secret, like their crush, comes out. Don’t get on their bad side though, or you won’t ever want to see them again. They can be laid back and under the radar at first until you get one mad or get their friend mad. But if you meet a Matthew, keep them around and get them on your good side. You will never know what may happen around them.

Girl: Who’s that over there?
Girl 2: Ugh, it’s Matthew.

Girl: what’s wrong? He’s super cute!
Girl 2: I got his friend mad so I’m on his bad side. That’s the last thing I wanted.

Girl: Well, I’m gonna talk to him and get on his good side. He’s cute and seems nice.

Girl 2: Okay. I’ll see you later.

Girl: See ya!

by Mal_Mango February 19, 2019

Matthew

A fucking canabalistic cunt who eats his grandma’s booty for breakfast.

Matthew, the canabalistic cunt is a coon with a Virginia on his head

by Crust crab rapist February 4, 2019

ivy matthews

a girl who eats everything on this planet yet super picky. pasta lover and farts. ATON. she’s athletic and probably plays soccer or basketball.

yo hey ivy matthews when’s ur next game?

by ur mom!!:) May 10, 2021

Matthew

Lemme just start off by saying this man is hella sweet bro, I’d take a bullet for this guy, he might have a lisp and all but who cares, he be pulling bare shortys, he expresses himself in a different ways some ways may be hurtful but that’s just the way he expresses himself

Look at that Matthew over there. He's so handsome.

by sweetermanbro January 23, 2020

matthew deboer

a good bloke but an odd guy the same animal but a different beast

matthew deboer is washed at siege

by anonymous June 26, 2024

Matthew

A nice small person and loves athletic sports. A Matthew is usually with someone name Blake. Matthew is someone that you will look in the eyes and fall in love with. Matthew is hilarious and usually is tanned and has hazel eyes. Matthew has dark hair and hides his feelings until someone else speaks up about it. If u like a Matthew you would have to be the first to state it then he would usually say yes. Matthew is the best boyfriend/guyfreind to have. He is very loyal and is protective when the special someone is in "harm".

Girl: she is so lucky I wish I was with him. He is so funny and cute. He is so loyal , Matthew is the best

by Stan the manxd October 30, 2018