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Jacob

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.
Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.
by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023
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Jacob

Funny, crazy, lovely person. Likes basketball and is quite tough, though doesn't look it. His gender/sex is...Questionable. He is dirty minded and weird, but overall a nice friend.
Look, it's Jacob. Who knows what gender he is.
by BigBoySunday November 22, 2021
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Karl Jacobs

Karl Jacobs is a good guy. A good streamer that comforts you, he doesn't get up in the morning to please you, but if he gets the chance, he'll make your day. He is intelligent, witty, and uber hilarious. His image is sharp, well put together, and good looking. He has a certain charm about him that makes him easy to get along with. His love language is touch. He's the guy that you never forget, because once he's got your heart, you never want him to give it back.
He has a lot of silly tantrums, if he needed to cut his arm to make everyone happy, he would do it.
That's Karl Jacobs the streamer, he's amazing!
by ZakiJacobs May 3, 2022
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Jacob

Can be a robot to some people... Very shy but okay to be around
by A1SloppyToppy May 27, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is a kind, caring person who will always be there to make you smile. He generally loves coffee, cats and most of his friends. With his great sense of humor, his incessant dad jokes, and his bright, contagious smile, he will brighten your day in an instant. He had a tendency to repeat his bad dad jokes, but that's okay because you can't help but laugh at it anyways. This boy knows how to make conversation about anything, and is never boring.

He's smart, intelligent, intuitive, and philosophical when needed. However, his modesty prevents him from admitting to this. Although he likes to keep an image of being a bas-ass, which he is, deep down, he's a big softie. He doesn't want to admit it to anyone, but someone out there knows that he is.

Whether you're sad, angry, you had an off-day, or you just need a nice shoulder-rub, he's there for you. He'll try his damnedest to make your day better. Jacob is often a very good listener and will try to help you if you come to him with a problem. He doesn't like it when his friends are sad or unhappy, so he does what he can to make them smile; I guarantee you, 99.9% of the time, it works!

If you have a Jacob in your life, keep him around and remind him how much he means to you.
Friend #1: Jacob's really nice. He always knows how to make me laugh and brighten my day.
Friend #2: Yeah, he's a really cool guy. Pretty bad-ass, too.
by A Person You Don't Know. . . November 19, 2019
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Jacob Sutton

Jacob Sutton is a person rocking back and forth with their hands covering their ears. This generally occurs during a loud music performance or a live show.
James: Look at that Jacob Sutton over there...
*Jacob Sutton is rocking back and forth on a bench*
Brad: Yeah I hope he is okay.
by DarkCows24 April 8, 2019
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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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