Jimmy

Dick

Jerk on his jimmy

by RonaldmcdonaldtheIII November 29, 2019

Lame Jimmy

When a beta male is trying to make love to a women but can’t get there shrimp like penis hard. While he is yanking on his taffy the women lies with her legs open with a mix of embarrassment and disappointment. Eventually the beta leaks a small squirt of cum on the women’s inner thighs without ever getting his lil guy hard enough for intercourse. The women looks at him with disgust

Jerry pulled another Lame Jimmy with the stripper from Jaguars last night.

by Chicago Panda January 18, 2025

Jimmy

Jimmy is the favorite child

Oh shit we forgot Jimmy at Wal-Mart
... Again

by CHILDREN_STOP_ October 7, 2018

jimmy johns shitdick

when u had jimmy johns earlier in the day, then get fucked in the ass.

Defined by the lovely "ally"

After he fucked me in the ass I turned around to give him top but he had jimmy johns shitdick, courtesy of me

by your mother120894203729857 December 7, 2017

jimmy jackles

when someones trousers are noticably short and you can see there polka dot granny socks

mr taylor was flashin his star trek ltd edition socks under his jimmy jackles

by jordayy March 6, 2008

Irrational Jimmy

A state of mind where the person, place or thing causes complete imaginary chaos that becomes real for about 10 seconds.

Dude, I feel like an irrational Jimmy for a second there.

by urbanwordhunter April 17, 2010

jimmy goat

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015