city titties

the bumps along the centerline of the road. they are usually a reflective yellow. like a speed bump

Passenger of a drunk driver: Dude! you've already run over the city titties once tonight, don't do it again!

by illegal fairtrade May 29, 2009

Pancake Titties

A girl with unusually flat or disappointing titties

Bro Maddie flashed me last night she got pancake titties

by Fuckyessirb June 25, 2020

On Titty Milk

Used in place of "I swear to God.." or "on my mama..", to put emphasis on a point you are trying to get across.

"On titty milk, I didn't touch your food."

by daegugod January 27, 2017

switch-tittied

Originated from N64's "James Bond", after a good or "gangster" kill occurs, the victim is referred to as being "switch-tittied".

Note: Also refers to the winner of the round being blasted in the chest, point blank, with a gas powered pellet gun.

1: "You just got switch-tittied by a proxy mine"
2: "Remember when you got hella switch-tittied?
3: "You mother fucker, Im going to switch-titty you": BANG, "fuck, i just got switch-tittied"

by Okano Place December 14, 2008

Pity Titty

Letting a male widower cop a feel out of pity

"Aww, his wife just died. Give him some pity titty."

by Bosom Buddy September 11, 2012

racist titty

this is a way to show that you are not racist toward blacks by painting your tit black

everybody call emily racist so she did the racist titty to prove she is not

by notracistboy February 12, 2014

Titty Twist

When you're stuck in between two impossible choices.

"Yo man, this chicks be puttin' me in a titty twist."
"I'm in a titty twist between Coke and Pepsi, y0."

by cwright9 June 18, 2015