Growing out your side burns, pork chops, an mustache to create one combined slice of heaven. Must have a carved out foo man an neck beard to be official. Don't be surprised when you rock this work of art to get multiple explicit requests from random women.
Two chops and a tank
by Twochopsandatank November 25, 2012
More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"
“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
“It’s like seeing a rainbow, but with all the colours.”
“So like a normal rainbow”
by thericardo May 08, 2018
An anus that has a thin layer of fecal matter built up around its entrance, typically due to the combination of excessive flatulence and buildup of non-solid feces in the rectum over an extended period of time.
I'm concerned that I'm not going to get a beej tonight, because my rusty two-hole has turned by boxers into literally Auschwitz.
by np073189 October 23, 2015
something that doesn’t exist
person A: have you ever seen two pretty bestfriends?
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
person B: I ain’t never seen two pretty bestfriends
by caca poopoo pp January 23, 2021
That bitch was so ugly I put a bag on my head in case her’s fell off! We call that the Oklahoma Two Sack!
by @paulester9 May 08, 2019
"Yo how many tabs should I take?"
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
"Idk they're 100 or 150 mics - just take two."
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"Dog how strong are these edibles?"
"Idk 20 or 80 mg - just take two."
by Sir Shmix-A-Lot July 21, 2020
When you drop out of rotation after a couple hits because you're too lit to give a shit and it's time to call it quits.
by donionrings April 05, 2019