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Salty bitch

A divorced woman watching her ex husband live his best life with their child. Meanwhile she tries to ruin her ex's and get child's new life without her.
Damn she's really mean, what's her problem?
She lost her kid in a custody battle. Now she's a salty bitch. It's the fucking Catalina wine mixer!
by Rizo9o February 26, 2024
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salty mcnasty

When you blow a load down a woman’s throat. The salty comes from the semen that is dripping down her throat.
I have Shanda a big ole salty Mcnasty last night.
by T-erection April 18, 2021
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salty napkin

Sorry I'm late, I had to give eathan a salty napkin.
by Young snaps July 5, 2017
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Salty Beans

Salty beans (informal, idiom)

He/Him - Salty Beans
She/Her/Lance Armstrong- Salty Bean.
They/Them - SRBs (Salty Refried Beans)

A feeling of intense, deep-seated irritation or annoyance that affects one profoundly, straight down to ones Genitalia. It describes something that is so irritating it makes you uncomfortable or bothered in such a way as to prevent one from successfully relieve stress by typical means of Masturbation or Edging.
"I swear to God That project has got to the point of being so damn Clown Shoes that is has given me Salty Beans."
by Mel Stoneman June 4, 2025
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Salty Platypus

When thou pussy is being tossed, the fupa tastes like raw chicken.
Wow John, I can't believe you got all of my salty platypus in your mouth.
by Pepper Daddy July 15, 2019
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Salty

Me
Wow, stop being so salty my guy
by Haunter10j January 21, 2018
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salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.
Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.
by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015
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