National Neil Roast Day

It's every day bro.

Hey guys! You'll never guess what day it is today!
Lemme guess it's National Neil Roast Day again?

by Oojiflip June 15, 2022

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm

Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good

by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022

California cousin spit roast

This is when you go to California to visit your friends who you have known forever so you call each other "family", hence the cousin thing, when they actually are not related to you in any way so it’s NOT incest *don’t freak out* …so one thing leads to another and before you know it your gettin fuckin rammed deep by your "cousin" while sucking his homies dick. You’re welcome

I had such a good vacation, we had a California cousin spit roast

by Calicousin November 22, 2022

small cakes roasting

Why would a microwave even have the option of roasting small cakes is something the greatest philosophers have pondered on for centuries. Truly one of the greatest mysteries of humankind.

-Yo, why the fuck does your microwave have "small cakes roasting"?
-Shut up dude, It's an expensive microwave
-LMAOOO who the fuck roasts small cakes? You got ripped off man

by namaikatidedoviqhui May 16, 2023

Quinny bush-roast

To drag someone behind a hedge, knock them unconscious, and Give em a right old screw before leaving them to wake up with their legs in the air - perhaps with some Cadbury creme egg residue left behind.

"That old cunt pissed me off! I had to give em the old quinny bush-roast to teach him a lesson."

"Cawh look at that bird- I'd love to show her a quinny bush-roast."

by Yourtitsbelonginamorgue July 18, 2024

Dionysian Spit Roast

When you do a keg stand while simultaneously butt-chugging another drink most likely through a well placed beer bong.

Did you see that guy getting the Dionysian Spit Roast? What an absolute legend!

by OnyxGhost July 27, 2024