cock jumping

When the average slut goes from one guy to another

Look at that slut, Melanie. She's cock jumping from one guy to another.

by LegendAryi April 2, 2015

Jumping giraffe

Two ppl naked on a trampoline one punches the other in the throat then proceeds jumping

Bitch I'll do a jumping giraffe on you

by Bkush420 April 20, 2022

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017

jumped up joe jesus

A term used regularly by Jack Williams of Granville NY. The term is widely believed to have originated with Mr Williams and was applied to situations Jack did not approve of.

“What in the jumped up Joe Jesus are you idiots up to now?”.

by Baddkharmaaz January 2, 2025

Jumping the gernade

Is when you hit on the ugly girl so your bud can hit on the pretty one

You owe me for jumping the gernade tonight

by Grunt824 April 6, 2016

《¤》I《¤》Jumped《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Coffee《¤》Table《¤》

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by SuchBackSmacker March 11, 2025

Jump In The Soup

Verb; 1. A term used to motivate others to swim in a non-potable body of water. 2. Synonym for “get in the water”.

Stop being a baby and jump in the soup.

by VampireKid0202 April 23, 2025