"Your turd was so fat it won't even fit down the hole to the toilet drain?"
"yeah..."
"that's a Donut Hole Dump!"
"yeah..."
"that's a Donut Hole Dump!"
by itakehugepoop October 27, 2011
A crap so pungent it requires you to warn the next bathroom user. The warning should include a reason for the rating.
"Be careful, I just took a PG-13 dump in there. It was rated for mild violence and suggestive themes."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
"Your child will require parental supervision as the PG-13 dump I just took is still lingering."
by Bourko Slowski April 23, 2008
The tragedy of an extremely pretty girl whose beauty is horribly marred by dumpy, flabby, 90 year old woman titties to the extent that her otherwise banging body is completely ruined. The most frustrating thing is you'll only discover she's a total dump job after having invested considerdable time and resources into courting her. It is an unwritten rule amongst men that Total Dump Jobs are outed whenever and where ever they are encountered.
by Zither November 25, 2009
When you drink a coffee at the opportune moment before leaving the house or embarking on a long journey; utilising the laxative powers of the coffee to time the perfect dump in the comfort of a clean, working toilet.
Friend -Aw man, I really need to blow my rear load but someone chundered all over the toilet
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
Wiser Friend -Duuude, why didn't you smash a tactical coffee dump back at Leroy's place?
Friend -Sheeiiiiiiit
by nron_hubbard September 30, 2015
The double monster dump, abbreviated DmD, is where you dump so big that your dump comes out of the john and takes another dump on top of your dump.
by P 4 Lyfe August 11, 2018
During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.
by KaBoom February 15, 2014