August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023

August

Month

August is next month

by INTHESLEEZY January 5, 2021

august 10th

international hoor day

august 10th is hoor day

by eviebiglol August 9, 2021

29th of august

It’s hard to find someone who were born on 29th of August.

A girl: I was born on 29th of August.
A guy: dammmnnn, people even born that day?

by Valerina November 22, 2021

August Björnum

Mexican/Swedish people with enormous cocks. Often described as handsome, sexy and “godly in bed”

I met the Sexiest August Björnum at a party yesterday

by akademikern November 22, 2021

August 17

National give your bf head day

Bf: hey its august 17
Gf: okay, what does that mean?
Bf: its national give your bf head day

by Rufzy August 17, 2022

August Hutfles

The GREATEST Radiology Student there ever was.

Did you see August Hutfles lift that patient with only is fifth digit?! That man is going places.

by rayhay33 July 26, 2022