August 1

whoever is born on this day is the cutest person ever

person 1: hey you! your the cutest girl i know!
person 2: huh what?
person 1: your birthday is in august 1!
person2: no its not

by username0183736 April 19, 2025

August 27

August 27th is a day where an asshole gets dumped

Hey it’s august 27 and I’m done putting up with your shit, you’re getting dumped you asshole!!!

by Oopsguessimmabitch August 27, 2021

August 27

A day where boys/girls can tell them to kiss the smallest in the class!!!!

Girl:kiss her!!!!!! Boy:Oh no today's August 27!!!!!!!

by Iheart_autumn April 06, 2022

August 27

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!! EVERYBODY LOVES AUGUST 27TH!!!!

It’s August 27! It’s my birthday!

by ✝️🌊NOODLE🌊✝️ May 06, 2025

August 27

August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day

Hey did you hear August 27th is ask someone out for ice cream day?

by kesobaddie August 17, 2022

August 27

national Cole day

Cole - "hey it's August 27th so therefor I can do anything I want today"

by June 24, 2022

August Uglies

When you have a summer vacation house share you usually have 3-4 weeks with the group by August in the house and fights happen out of nowhere and people start to get annoying for no reason or for good reason without ever resolving the issues. This is called the August Uglies, the house has gotten past the honeymoon phase and personalities start to annoy each other for no reason even if people have known each other for a long time.

Person 1- I am so annoyed that she did that. We told her we were going to go get a drink and be right back and then she leaves and disappears. Now she's mad at us?

Person 2- Don't let it bother you, she did this all summer. It's just the August Uglies getting to you after so many weeks.

by FIPINESSHARE August 31, 2022