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joe johnson

person 1: ay you know joe johnson?

person 2: joe johnson who?

person 1: joe johsnon your mom hahaha lol lmao

person 2: your ip address is 192.321.46.54
by john johnson joe June 14, 2023
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Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

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Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
by yeah4610 June 20, 2023
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Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test

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Yo I got Olivia’s Johnson’s rice purity test score

OMG YOU GOT A THREE
by Whiggatrigga February 23, 2023
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Johnson reservoir

Noun:
When the water trap beneath a shower or bath becomes clogged up with a build up of matted rotting hair, skin cells, palm oil, and various bodily secretions. That's a Johnson reservoir.
Johnson reservoir: Oh man, my shower was draining really slowly today, so I had to partially dismantle the piping to clear the blockage. Turns out I had a Johnson reservouir under there!!
by Greased ferret March 4, 2023
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R.J. (A Randy Johnson)

Holy smokes Chris just got an R.J. (A Randy Johnson) from that absolute dud. She looks like she’d throw gas with that kind of velocity!
by Chris Miller March 22, 2023
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Chase Johnson

A man who is hung up on the same girl for a long time, as well as having anger issues, a massive forehead, and is a backstaber to dear friends
Your being a real Chase Johnson right now dude!
by Thatguy2827 March 23, 2023
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Johnson

Let me see your johnson
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