Stay off my google

Appropriately applies to a lame as bitch who thinks she know the internet well enough to basically set themselves up to be fucked up by the google accounts she’s root bot-big usually a close friends.

Swing as hard as you can or slap or grudge fucking them in the mother fucking face with your fist while saying, “Stay off my google.”

by OwnlyOne September 26, 2020

Google

is to use a search engine to find information on the internet. Usually using google.com

"I have no idea what tofu is!"
"Go home and google it!"

by Apple Butts October 4, 2012

google play store

AN Internet merchant associated with Mega-CORP. Google, and the Play Store manages apps for consumers, sellers, and various and sundry associated creeps.. their motto is, "DON'T DO EVIL...UNLESS IT LOOKS HOT"... Author note: It is HIGHLY recommended you stay away from ass-pegging their TOS, as they can and will invalidate your Internet life with a snap of their mega-Corp fingers.

HUEY: "Hey Dewey, did you ever look for that Flappy Bird app on the Google Play Store?"
DEWEY: "I would've, Brother Huey, but I seem to have forgotten my password!1!"
LOUIE: "Try 'smelled_of_elderberries'"
DEWEY:"(⊙v⊙)ORLY?"

by KUDOSFROOND May 24, 2017

google frape

Robbery of personal photos and/or data by Google when signed in to seemingly unrelated apps, mail and websites. Alternative - Graped (Google raped) sic Ben Allen 2014

My work email keeps sending pictures of me despite it not being linked to my social network accounts. I've been google fraped

by FZ@ March 5, 2014

Google+

A social media website that only a few people use unironically

"Remember Google+...oh okay then"-Google

by Extra oof May 9, 2018

Personal Branding on Google

'Personal Branding on Google' refers to the strategic process of managing and promoting one's professional identity and reputation through Google's platforms and search results. This involves optimizing content, engaging with audiences, and ensuring accurate information is displayed to enhance visibility and credibility.

"By focusing on personal branding on Google, she ensured her professional achievements were prominently displayed in search results."

by IRSAgents December 27, 2024

Google slut

A person who invests a lot of money in Google products and services (no matter if they are good or bad, compared to other ecosystems) just because they are Made by Google.

- Andy bought the new Google Pixel, a Google Nest Hub and 3 Google Nest Audio for his home
- Yeah, he's such a Google slut

by Leonel™ January 19, 2022