Ninja Shit

When you take a fast, odorless, silent shit that has almost no residue when wiping.

I had to take a shit at school and it was a Ninja Shit, thank god.

by Osi777gt March 22, 2021

Ninja Bunny

A phrase, thought, or an action that causes an individual to lose their train of thought.

I am sorry that I’m late, but every time I tried to walk out the door a ninja bunny would get me.

by Nikkeye May 1, 2021

Ninja dagger

Coined after Maximiliandude said the n word on stream playing for honour
He back tracked claiming he said ninja dagger or ginger dagger
Members of r/kappa ran with it and it permeates deeper parts of the online fighting game community

Max loves hangin with his ninja daggers

by Quigy July 20, 2022

Spider Ninja

The literal physical embodiment of "skill issues"

Friend 1: BROOO WHY IS THIS SO HARD?
Friend 2: Ok,Spider Ninja

by Blek02 June 17, 2022

Ninja Turtled

Having sex while wearing your partner like a backpack, thereby resembling the shell of a turtle. Often performed with people who have ninja turtle names, and are little bitches who can be carried around like a baby.

Raph got so Ninja Turtled last night when I used a strap on to fuck him in the ass while he wore me like a back pack.

by Masterb8er3000 January 7, 2022

Ninja-rista

or Bar-inja -- A well versed barista who has a plethora of good vibes to offer. Has long "drummer-esque" hair and makes a mean latte. Has broken many glass objects in the past but in order to reconcile with the universe, has since rescued a glass from deaths doorstep.

WOW - Did you see that Ninja-rista. He caught that glass so fast!
Good catch Ninja-rista.

by MoneyBeanZ May 12, 2021

Ninja Noob

A queen that everyone should definitely simp for and if not what's the point of your existence

Let me be your door mat Ninja Noob

by I live in New Jersey September 1, 2021