concert ninja

One who disappears mysteriously from a group of friends during a show, using fellow concert goers as their smoke screen.

Tim had been last seen swaying near to his room mates. The concert ninja was later discovered passed on top of his bed with one shoe off.

by Gaddo007 March 20, 2012

Media Ninja

A badass girl who owns the 'game' that is social media and media in general.

Someone who should definitely be hired.

Basically someone who's awesome at media, and is a ninja.

Wow, look at all those wicked posts. She's a media ninja.

by KarmaChameleon January 17, 2013

Ninja Up

The act of solving any and all problems through the use of voilence and smoke bombs.

Stop crying, ninja up, and hit him or her in the neck with a throwing star."This sentence can be used for any situation."

by bmoten November 16, 2010

Fat Ninja

The unsubtle affair. Where two people think they are being sneaky, but everyone knows what is going on.

The act of cheating out in the open, but being oblivious to it.

Joe: "Do Bill and Sue really think no one knows they are hooking up?"

Bob: "I know, right? Pretty Fat Ninja there."

by Chewbacca with a Brazilian September 1, 2013

ninja beer

A beer that is high in alcohol content, but tastes like a regular beer.

Drunk ass: Yo I thought this was regular piss beer, but this shit snuck up on me like a ninja. I was shit faced before i knew what happened.

Bro: yeah, who gave you that ninja beer?

by Vladivastok March 28, 2011

On the ninja seat

When you're in the bathroom and trying to take a quiet crap if someone is outside the door. Or when ther is multiple people in the room at once

Tim was on the ninja seat when Judy was waiting outside the door for him.

by Lizzie Smith II November 17, 2010

Siberian ninjas

A breed of dangerous African ants that enter houses and attack people

Unfortunately my house got attacked by Siberian ninjas

by AshDONYA May 30, 2019