Fort Rock

Cluster fuck! A poor excuse of event planning and organizing a successful rock concert in Southwest Florida.

I went to see Fort Rock to overpay for parking, fight heat exhaustion due to lack of shade and seating, and to be let out last from parking even though I arrived early but was parked furthest from the entrance.

by Mister SWFL May 22, 2016

hunk of rock

A diamond, especially in 1930s slang.

Look at that hunk of rock on May's finger! She must be marrying a hustler

by heresyourletter March 11, 2014

Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014

asap rock

Quickly done and with purpose.

We need to link up ASAP rock. I’m trying to make moves.

by Thewhitestallion December 21, 2017

Laundry Rock

Overproduced, melodic, often folky and/or sometimes "indie" sounding music used in advertisements by large companies to market their products and services to young and/or hip consumers. There is a caveat to this definition as sometimes well established bands and artists license their music to these very companies for use in such advertisements. The term itself refers to laundry detergent ads, which are repeat offenders for this type of "la-la," feel good music.

Typically, acoustic guitars, glockenspiels, banjos and electro-mechanical keyboards (such as a wurlitzer piano) are common timbres heard in a laundry rock piece. Also common are soft sounding, layered male or female vocals.

Band: The Postal Service
Song: "Such great Heights"
ad: Intel based Apple Computers

Band: Wilco
Song: "Walken"
ad: VW Automobile

by TheHows August 22, 2010

Stock Rock

Rock and Roll music that is typically provided to commercial producers either royalty free or extremely cheap to produce. Notable for its cheesy quality and generic likeness to other Stock Rock songs found in varying commercials. Used by marketing to add an "impacting" or "badass" quality to the commercial, typically to questionable effect.

I get that this commercial is trying to sound badass, but I cannot take the Stock Rock music seriously.

by There Are No Pseudonyms June 3, 2017

teh rock

dwayne 'the rock' johnson but the 'the' is misspelled.

Person 1: which actor do you like the best?
Person 2: dwayne teh rock johnson

by SeaweedBrain69 October 14, 2020