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Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you
“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night
by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018
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Pee-job

Having to pee while engaged in an intimate activity and not wanting to stop that activity so the person pees while continuing on
He better be careful not to drink too much otherwise that blowjob might turn into a pee-job
by Not the real me November 23, 2021
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pity pee

When you need your friends to pee with you , because you’re the only one drinking excessively and have broken the seal.
Oi Greta, go pity pee so I can go pee for the 5th time without embarrassment.
by Whizza22 December 15, 2023
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The great pee hoax

In 1839, a man by the name of Waldron poopcock wanted to play a prank on his pee in ass loving wife. He coated his urethra with earwax, and then busted a load. It seemed like pee, but in reality, he had finally busted his precious nut inside his wife! When she learned about the prank during to cum bring in her diarrhea, she shot and killed him.
Ronny: I’m gonna recreate the great pee hoax of 1839 with my girl!

Dicky: no! Don’t do it Ronny!
by Poopfartdickyhead May 20, 2025
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Honk of pee

The act of which Sam pees when someone mentions the word perish

The same can also be said for when she goes to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine isn’t working
Pee.. that photo.. makes me honk of pee”
by Gay boy Twok June 29, 2018
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pee mind

stop being such a pee mind,
by guytheby the ya November 3, 2022
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pee

puppy eye emoji

was made cause someone didn't have 🥺

emoji on their laptop
person 1: you're so cute
person 2: *pee*
by ihatemathok August 14, 2021
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