Noah is a kind of artistic guy with not many talents, he's not that funny but can make funny comments that people like, he is quite mean and doesn't have many friends but the ones he has, he really cherishes, he isn't boyfriend material and has been rejected to many times, he isn't always mentally alright but will take on any burden you want him too, no matter how bad you think it will effect him, he knows it doesn't matter, as long as you feel better.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
He has always been single, and thinks that is for a good reason.
by Electrafya July 5, 2024
Get the Noahmug. This word pretty much describes the coolest guy you know. This guys probably smarter, better looking, better at sports and funnier than you. He's the guy that's always there for you when you need a friend. He doesn't judge you or treat you unfairly. In short, he's better than Chuck Norris.
by the one who knows all! May 25, 2022
Get the Noahmug. One of the most mysterious aliases of the culprit and war criminal, 'Joe Willy'.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola said he was going to build a Dyson sphere and blot out the sun, "You bitches need less light and my basement doesn't have enough space. I'm going to build I Dyson sphere once I kill the Russian president." to be specific. The number of people in his basement are unknown, and the location of his basement is also unknown. Noah Granola is a fucking bitch and burned down 3 native campsites in the past month.
Noah Granola is an insane egotistical maniac who wants to kill the Russian president.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
Don't be a Noah Granola.
by Joe_Willy July 31, 2023
Get the Noah Granolamug. by beeniewowoiefan January 26, 2024
Get the Noahmug. Noah is really odd. But in a good way. He makes everyone laugh until their stomach hurts, and makes some particular people put his mic on his pants while lying on the risers, having a stroke.
Becky: Is that Noah?
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.
Lily: *turns dramatically around* GASP
Noah: *pulls down pink hippie glasses* hey ladies.
by Thatweirdbeckygurl November 5, 2018
Get the Noahmug. 
Get the Mr. Noahmug. noah is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very fat
by anonymous November 4, 2021
Get the Noahmug.