luke money

A faggot! A person who says he's rich all the time but broke.

"Im getting that Ferrari in 2 weeks" say Luke Money

by JohnBryant24 June 21, 2016

The Luke

Reverse cow girling the toilet while you masterbate

POV: you open the bathroom door and catch your friend doing The Luke

by User_12348383 April 12, 2020

luke block

The most idiotic dumb baby I’ve ever heard

OMG! Stop being a Luke Block.

by nevin12 November 28, 2017

Luke

A fat ginger and also a racist hey luke why can’t u run i met a luke 2day

Luke is a person who can’t run

by Kriseatsx a was August 23, 2020

Luke

He's a fat fuckin tramp who sits and plays fortnite all dat and does not come out of his room

You are such a luke

by PewSepticPlier 69696966969 August 17, 2018

Luke

Handsome, kind, and pretty much irresistible, even when he pisses you off, you can't help but love him. Luke is very smart and talented, which is probably the reason why his ego is so big. If you were that smart, your head wouldn't fit through the doorway. Just sayin'. He is so attractive that people stop their cars, roll down their windows, and take pictures of him for their locked note documents. Even if he always makes fun of you, he will still be the nicest dude you have ever met. His legs are so hairy it makes your mother-in law's moustache look like peach fuzz. Legend says that his leg hair is the source of his strength. If you have a Luke in your life, never ever let him go.

Luke is cute. That's a fact.

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 10, 2019

Luke

They like taking your id cards, and stealing your Chromebook and searching "69, 420, and r34". They also love dragons, and want to marry them. Very weird person all together. Also, Daniel is a better name. Lukes are also weak and thin, and usually will lose in every fight. yes.

Man, luke is such a luke right now. Luke is the most luke of luke in this whole lukey luke.

by Daniel_Is_Better_Then_Luke March 30, 2022