Smartphone dead leg

The loss of feeling in the legs due to prolonged smartphone use whilst sitting down, in particular on the toilet.

"Whoa candy crush just gave me mad smartphone dead leg on that last poo break!"

by Droobilicious August 21, 2013

Tiny Batty Legs

To mean Charlotte and her legs. A term used mostly in derbyshire/nottingham to describe a girl and her legs. Can commonly be heard shouted across factory dancefloor as a complement or gesture to anyone with 'tiny batty legs'

''OMG! She has tiny batty legs, she must be called charlotte''

by racne22 August 5, 2009

daddy schlong legs

One sexy ass spider

Person 1: OH FUCK KILL IT, ITS A SPIDER!
Person 2: Nah that's a daddy schlong legs, send him up to my room

by Schlong legs February 4, 2018

Look at dem’ legs

A saying to use when u c someone (usually the opposite gender) in possession of thick, beautiful, or ripped legs or leg muscles.

Look at dem’ legs! They’re amazin’! Yeah look at those legs! They’re smooth!

by SladeX22 January 7, 2020

skank legged bitch

Woman or girl that is a slack looser, a hoe, or just trash, no bath or shower, smells nasty, no makeup.

NiggaEarl: It sure is a nice day today.

Lil'Don: Yep it sure is, except, whats that smell.

Jon-JonJohnson: I think its your meat, man, your meat stinks.

RayRay: Naw its that skank legged bitch over there. Man she's a nasty hoe.

RobertRoberts: No thats u, u nadd sniffing troll.

by Ren Walkero October 31, 2008

peg leg meg

n.
the world's greatest pirate/singer/person in general.
she has a pet hamster named HELLga that she is using to help her take over the world.
the peg is on her left leg. just for clarification.

KanYe: "Oh my holy heysus!"
Djembe: "What?"
KanYe: "HER VOICEMAIL IS AMAZING!"
Mr. Sa: "I love it!!!!!!!"
Djembe: "Don't call! I'm calling her now!"
Mr. Sa: "You've reached Meg, leave a message...."

All: "WE LOVE PEG LEG MEG!"

by McKenzie Culler January 14, 2008

Pulpy faggot legs

An insult: To call someone "A fat homo with cellulite" but with more awesome added.

A: Oh man, did you see that flomo? Fucking huge man.
B: SERIOUS pulpy faggot legs right there.

by Lamashan October 17, 2009