the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

a sentance with every letter in the english lexicon typically used to test typewritters or keyboards to test if all letters work

Customer: "my keyboard doesnt work"
technician:the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
technician: you lied

by why is everything being used April 12, 2022

Jump on this

Means you can either fight the person or sleep with them, depending on how it is used.

You can jump on this dick whenever you’d like.

You don’t want to jump on this I’ll mess you up.

by ChicagolandSeagul March 6, 2022

Jump in yo ass

When you wanna scrap with someone who is talking mad shit, getting disrespectful, or steps to you with an attitude.

John: You a punk ass bitch Michael.

Michael: You better shut the hell up John before I start to jump in yo ass.

by Chupapi16 February 20, 2023

jumping hippo

The jumping hippo is when a fat bitch rides you with the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl. This is a very dangerous maneuver because you might snap your dick or break your pelvis.

Guy 1: Yo, I was with this fat bitch and she did the jumping hippo
Guy 2: Bro, are you okay?
Guy 1: Nah, my dick went 90 fucking degrees and it's stuck like that.

Guy 2: Oh shit.

by A glazed donut November 11, 2017

Jumped the Frog

The opposite of Jump the shark!

Game of Thrones jumped the frog in the last few seasons, huge monologues.

by bim bim April 18, 2019

Jump hump

A fucking weird threesome.

Wanna help my jump hump this girl I met at Institute.

by Exmormonnick May 8, 2022

Jizz high jump

When laying on your bed and you attempt to blow your load up over your head and stick it to the wall behind you.

Bronson was trying to set a new jizz high jump record

by Bron wolfgang May 13, 2017