Ear hole penetration

The act of spending a large amount of money of bacon flavored anal lube is smear in someone's ear and then FUCK THE SHIT out of there ear hole
Beckah: "sorry I can't go shopping with you ear head still hurts because me and my boyfriend Tyrone tried Ear hole penetration for the the first time last night"
by Mynameisjeff6942069 April 7, 2017
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Brynn ear

When one or both ears poke through the hair like Greenville Brynnions.
1. Hey get rid of your Brynn Ear!!
2. I could see her Brynn Ear from 2 miles away.
3. The girl had trouble doing her hair because, her Brynn Ear kept sticking out.
by Tres-Amigos October 17, 2021
mugGet the Brynn earmug.

Ear Cunt

The putrescent buildup of curd-like slime in the crease behind the ears, often as a result of failure to wash adequately; In severe cases, its scent carries the tell-tale mustiness of unkempt vagina that has been clad in the same pair of tight jeans for several summer days.
Dude, I have the worst ear cunt right now.
by Figgledorf the Clown November 20, 2016
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ear rope

The elongated stretched out skin of a person who has gaged their ears past repair. Long rope like skin hanging in a loop or 2 ropes below the ear.
Whoa did you see that guy's ear ropes?
by BClever November 4, 2014
mugGet the ear ropemug.

queer ear

similar to queer eye, except it is wen u have extremely bad taste in music or if ur a guy that likes chick music.
"That guy is a homo, he is listening to Vanessa Carlton."
"Nah, he just a queer ear."
by Mansewer March 30, 2007
mugGet the queer earmug.

Jared's Ears

Jared's Ears is a condition in which your ears are abnormally large. Most would say that they are ticklish because of how big they are. There is no cure for this but one can live with the struggles of Jared's Ears by parting ways with the negatives of its impact.
Dude I have Jared's Ears

Guy: Dont worry bro I dont wanna tickle them

Thanks
by Christophlak May 28, 2024
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a clip around the ear

British slang for when you do something bad and your parents tell you off
Tom: I shouldn't have done that
Alex: Mum's gonna give you a clip around the ear when she gets home
by BlueBerry_Dino April 29, 2017
mugGet the a clip around the earmug.

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