ball cracker 9000

ball cracker 9000 -a weapon usually used in the mid evil times to bludgeon an enemies private parts till eventually they have a fate worse than death.

ball cracker 9000- it is a weapon of mas destruction that if used on a person it can severely damage a persons genitals until they die

by hunju August 27, 2021

cracker

a small metal device used to open nitrous oxide cannisters into a balloon

joe: lad, where’s the cracker i need to do these last cannisters?
michael: just over there next to the remote

by Darren Gee January 1, 2021

Snatch cracker

When you fart so hard it vibrates your vagina.

Suzy just let a real snatch cracker fly

by turd urchin April 8, 2020

Cracker

A slur for white people, originating from poor white people hired by plantation owners in the American south.

Man 1: look, theres a cracker over there!
Man 2: aren't you black?
Man1: society only cares about saying the N word.

by KAINEBLoX November 24, 2021

bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily

"I love you bartonian sizzle cracker"

by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017

Moist crackers

Moist crackers is a term used to say something is shitty, but funny.

"I died so many times on this level!" Thats moist crackers my guy.

by Ronald the McDonald January 5, 2021

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021