Cracker Man

A man whore. Anyone with this title is honestly the biggest whore I've ever met, it's almost sad that he gets so much bitches,, it's like he has nothing better to do.

But besides that, He's probably the best to have a conversation with, 11 / 10, would recommend.
Oh look! It's Cracker Man!
by Dogsarehot202020 August 08, 2021
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dingle cracker

You’re a dumb dingle cracker woman.
by Slayer— July 17, 2024
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Soggy cracker bottle

A group of men ejaculate in side the bottle and the person that ejaculates last has to drink it and eat it.
Ryan played soggy cracker bottle and lost so he had to drink it and eat it
by Jackson was here October 07, 2020
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A phrase that shows that people are often draw away from their normal flow of life by seemingly good things. Either for improvement or for their downfall.
"Hey john did you hear about alex's new girlfriend? she's really fixed him up!"
"Hey swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."

"Hey did you see that alex got his car stolen by that seemingly nice guy!"
"ahh, Swimming ducks are drawn to shore by crackers."
by Narstream November 17, 2022
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Cracker Move

Any move that a cracker makes
Teddy made a BIG CRACKER MOVE today by canceling open lunch
by OG Crackerman April 01, 2022
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Coconut Cracker

"God damn coconut crackers."
"Huh?"
"Fucking Hawaiians!"
"That's fucked up man.."
by Weiners Inmy Mouth January 04, 2024
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