Z+J

The best couple in the world they normally have blue/hazel eyes and dirty blond hair they are in deep love and miss a each other all the time they also love cuddles

“What is the best couple initials?”
“Man how did you not know this it’s Z+J”

by 1335z January 9, 2021

Dirty J

When your hand has a deformity and has a wierd indescribably smell but your hand is super strong and looks like the letter J and you walk up behind someone and rub it all over the face

Ben dared Josh to walk up behind Justin while he was not paying attention and told him to give him a dirty J. When Justin got a whiff of his hand he about threw up.

by Tony the Guy February 28, 2017

frosty j

Slang term for a hand job performed in the snow. A snowgina may also be used in this situation

We went out sledging and she gave me a Frosty J

by Dunthiel August 10, 2016

larry j

Someone who calls you a minimum of 12 times a day, usually asking a wide variety of work related questions, regardless of whether you are on or off the clock.

Buddy 1-Hey, who just called you?
Buddy 2-Guy from work.
Buddy 1-Aren't you off today?
Buddy 2-Yeah
Buddy 1-That guy must be a real Larry J.

by Riverrat March 27, 2015

J-Hopism

A religion created for the one and only,J-Hope.
A talented king that I LIVE WITH ALL OF MY FREAKING HEART AND UGH ♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

*Oh my gosh, did you see Jhope during So What?
*Don't remind me, I'm thinking of converting to J-Hopism!

by Asstittiesassassandtitties January 26, 2019

lil j

He a cutie, He has a huge penis, and will take yo bitch in 6 seconds

Lil J has a huge penis

by I wanna fuck Kylie Jenner October 12, 2018

J Bag

A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.

Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"

by H4133M April 22, 2020