You may say that when someone resembles Peyton Manning and has a receding hairline which will fully diminish when he or she reaches to be 25 years old.
Person:Today I saw a kid with a receding hairline.
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
Person(2): Dang, that's what I call the Reyes theory
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Get the CRACKHEAD THEORY mug.The nose ring theory suggests that a woman wearing a nose ring is often perceived as displaying higher levels of emotional instability, confrontational behavior, and unresolved personal trauma, which some believe she has internalized in a way that significantly influences her personality.
Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
Simple definition:
The Nose Ring Theory is the humorous idea that women with nose rings are more likely to be emotionally intense, dramatic, or have unresolved issues.
The nose ring theory: one piercing away from a personality built on vibes, chaos, and unhealed trauma.
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Get the nose ring theory mug.Holy shit! The Prodigy wrote a book!? OOOOHHH! He predicted black holes 27 years before we even theorized their existence and 40 years before we found one!? HA! Brilliant! I’d expect no less! I’m totally like that guy! EXCEPT IN REVERSE!!!
*Random banging and clattering*
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
Iam “What... What are you doing? What’s going on here? Why is the trash-can sitting on top of a pile of garbage?”
Hym *mumbling* “It needs to be reversed... Only I can do it... reverse it...”
Iam “Reverse? Why are all your clothes on backwards? Wait... Is this about that reversibility theory video we watched?”
Hym “Help me flip the fridge upside down.”
Iam “What? No! You know that’s now what he meant...”
Hym “Wait! Increase the temperature of the freezer and then decrease the temperature of the fridge! DOUBLE REVERSE!!!”
Iam 🤦 ♂️ “Just don’t break anything....”
Hym *throws brick* *glass shatters* “I reversed the thing you said!”
Iam 😑
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Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"
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