(noun)
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. A fictional creature capable of capturing the attention of all who see or hear it, who become powerless to turn away, even to the point of neglecting physical needs.
b. A person capable of trapping others in conversations and preventing them from ending, despite the desires of the other participants.
c. A person capable of changing the topic of any event or discussion without the notice of its participants until the original meaning is entirely lost to the dark pages of history.
a. The old king gave the same stern warning to each of his children: Heed not the endless tripe of the Distraction Beast in yonder wood lest ye lose all good sense and spend your final days with him in stupor - for no sensible man will come to your aid.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
b. I vaguely remember starting a conversation about something, but then that distraction beast jumped in and next thing I knew it was Tuesday.
c. Until that distraction beast entered the conversation, we were actually getting somewhere talking about... about... whatever it was we were talking about.
by TheBeastOfTheMark June 7, 2021
Get the distraction beastmug. Q: Yo did you hear about that college transfer student already getting laid?
D: Yeah man, he's from Burkina Faso, he's got that Burkina Beast, he's got a big dick.
D: Yeah man, he's from Burkina Faso, he's got that Burkina Beast, he's got a big dick.
by Borobama October 31, 2023
Get the Burkina Beastmug. by Thejoeofthemama November 5, 2023
Get the The beastmug. by Gamingman November 1, 2021
Get the Chromosome Beastmug. A Feast Beast is somebody who is quite abnormally large in body mass from eating too much food - normally KFC or Macdonalds.
by Bartholomew Barnabus Stewardus March 25, 2020
Get the Feast Beastmug. A person of African, specifically of Eritrean decent with a huge cock. Cock so good that it gets girls (and boys) hooked as soon as they see it.
by papa carlo February 3, 2022
Get the eritrean beastmug. An unspeakably abhorrent act or state of being induced by thoughts of booba or large injestions of carbon monoxide
by ChumpledCrump August 21, 2022
Get the Gang Beastmug.