Land-locked club

when you get no beaches

Me: bro my gf just dumped me
Him: welcome back to the land-locked club bud.

or

Me: dude i just got a gf
my friend: you said you would never leave the land-locked club! c'mon

by UNKNOWN BILLY November 29, 2023

Crash Landing

When you fall off a building, naked, and you teabag someone when you hit the ground. It always results in two fatalities.

Ben Dupuis had a major "Crash Landing" on that bitch in downtown Toronto.

by Show time October 7, 2008

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

gary land

Gary land. King of Poland and Bosnia. Super rich mole man Gary land

Gary land.

by Gary land fan November 23, 2021

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

landing

A part of EVERY, SINGLE, FLIGHT. A landing is when the plane starts to get closer to ground like a runway, then, the landing gear activates, last, it B U T T E R S The landing.

Landing is ahead, get ready!

by ya know? October 7, 2023

land

canadas wonderland just shortened

"yo bro u wanna reach land saturday?"

by i2kl September 5, 2023