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Mad Monkey

When the man is about to climax (in doggy style) he pulls out, pulls her hair up, cums all over the girls neck and then rubs her hair in it. The reaction should be the girl with one if not both hands behind her head screaming at the top of her lungs. Resulting in her looking like a monkey.
My buddy gave his ex-g/f a mad monkey as a parting gift.
by Hinto Beans October 1, 2008
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dub monkey

A refined individual who has realised that by watching dubbed anime they can multi-task and better realise the emotions of the characters.
Truely, dub monkeys are the truest of anime fans
by Liam Says March 9, 2019
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sans monkey

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by sans monkey February 15, 2020
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monkey girl

A small, skinny, attractive girl who you could wear on your back, and then swing her around front in order to have sex with her at will.
by Marcc April 20, 2007
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Gopher Monkey

Gopher Monkey (Go-Fur--- Mon-key) n ---- It's like a gopher, only it goes "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
Kevin: "Holy cow man, did you see that Gopher Monkey pop out of the ground?"

Chad : Yeah, it went "Eee! Eee! Eee!"
by MagesRealm July 1, 2009
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Board Monkey

I heard this expression "Board Monkey" first in the early 80's.
This is a term used to describe an inept electronics technician who, instead of just seeking out a cold solder joint in an IC (integrated circuit board) or replacing a 10 cent capacitor or equivalent small faulty component they will just order the whole part and make you pay for it, without doing a standard current continuity test.
Chances are you've been taken by a board monkey.
As a result, a 20 dollar bench time charge becomes hundreds of dollars in charges as a result of laziness, greed, (extra markup on new board) or lack of tenacity on the part of the technician.
This is one of the great hidden secrets of "repair ripoff". More people in this world have been burned by board monkeys anywhere, in any industry where electronics is remotely related, than any other scam in repair.
Personal example:
The panel of buttons between the two front seats in a 1989 Pontiac Bonneville has an integrated circuit board that apparently costs "750 dollars" Canadian. My daughter spilled a soft drink down between the buttons, rendering it unusable.
Upon telling them that a continuity test is in order with a bit of cleanup, instead of just a board replacement, the bill miraculously became 75 dollars and the panel was fixed and functional. I basically told them everything I said here to get these results.
by Omega Rat 1 August 26, 2009
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monkey 10

highest scale rating of the ugliest bitch alive. A good looking bitch would be rated an "Angel 10". The median rating is a "swiss miss".
by uberurbanizer September 15, 2009
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