Luke

first to leave the discord call like a punk
Ugly and smelly
Really STINKY!!! EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Cats HATE HIM

Luke: If I was a woman I'd let you get me pregnant.
Guy: What the fuck are you talking about?

by Sqirpion October 15, 2023

The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early

I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.

by gratepatch October 15, 2023

Luke

Luke is an amazing man, mostly white and tall, blue eyes like the sky and black hair like a negro.Typically a soft spoken man who can pull any hoe.

Katelyn- “Hi luke, long time no see, eyes keep getting me flustered”

Luke-“STFU”

by BranTheHandyMan November 5, 2023

Luke Tan

Luke Tan is the best basketball partner one could get. Luke tan is the type to know what kind of plays you would want to make just by the blink of an eye. Luke Tan always tries to work with the team and knows how to help his close friends. Luke Tan is also cracked at Fortnite. If you have a Luke Tan, you should never fear of being lonely, as he would cheer you up. Luke Tan is cool and a great nigga.

Luke Tan is truly my nigga, I really appreciate him.

by TopTierShooter November 9, 2023

Luke

If you know a Luke then you know what annoying is A Luke will diddle his fingers like a fool playing an invisible flute Every thing he says about himself is usually the opposite A Luke loves to beat women because he is too short to beat men
Usually a wrestler who loves tights and rolling around with other dudes Falls in life with every girl he meets A complete and creepy weirdo a stalker A shitty friend Usually a mechanic or welder by trade

But at night he loves to break a drag Queen His wardrobe consists of the finest quality lingerie and high heels You can usually run into him getting a black dildo shoved up his ass by his wife Gena Loves to repeat him self and be annoyinbr

What a fucking creepy weirdo

That dude is a Luke for sure

by Typingturor6969 December 17, 2023

fuck a luke day

National: Fuck a Luke day, celebrate with luke on this fun day 😏

“luke it’s time”
“let’s go”

i cannot wait for fuck a luke day

by fatcockbaby December 18, 2023

Luke

this person is a very smart intelligent attractive person

luke is so smart

by coolguy222222 December 18, 2023