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Jesus

OH Jesus is a LEGEND!!!!! AAAMAAAZZINNNGG
Jesus is my everything 🙏
by Girlthatlovescookies October 14, 2020
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Jesus

Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*
by IzzyMemeDreams February 9, 2017
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Jesus

Jesus is good
by Ugly boy December 1, 2020
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Jesus

he is my nigga
by Jooooos March 22, 2017
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Jesus

Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.
Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).
by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016
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Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, f were a Jewish preacher and religious leader who became the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Son of God and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.
by iphone6s2003 April 6, 2017
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Jesus

He is Lord of lords and King of kings, he died on the cross, rose from the dead after 3 days and ascended into heaven for the sake of humanitys sins. Accept him into your life and admit you are a sinner, you will be saved. Amen
A: who is Jesus?
B: he is the reason I am so happy.
by DrOcLb April 15, 2021
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