Non-Human 

An living (organism) that is not human or of human origin.

Used to describe (aliens).

dude 1: "its non-human!"
dude 2: "no. its a cow/chicken/bug-monster.

Non-Human by Metanator November 16, 2009

Human Panini 

The Human Panini is the act of penetrating with a usually long penis (from 1.5-2m) inside of a woman’s vagina, and back out her mouth. During this time, another woman is making out with the First Lady and the penis also enters her mouth and comes back out her vagina. Period blood is also used as ketchup and queef grease as salad. This results in the Human Panini.

Louis did his first Human Panini yesterday with Jia and Astrid!

Human Panini by HumanPaniniInventor January 19, 2018

Hemansh 

Often heard from afar saying; 'fucking downy' or 'retard', overall a nice guy though.

(After failing a maths exam)
Hemansh: What a fucking downy!

Hemansh by Bill Withers_123454 May 12, 2018

Humanities 

The humanities were invented because the intelligent people of the Renaissance period grew tired of listening to stupid people. As a result, they came up with the idea to make the humanities legitimate "studies" in which people, in the most verbose possible way, list obvious, surface-level, truths of the universe and relay them back to one another as if they were sharing knowledge. All of the stupid people have been occupied since.

Person 1: Hey, what's your major?
Person 2: (insert humanities major here)
Person 1: I'm sorry to hear that.

Humanities by JohnNashJr August 28, 2014

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus 

a bacterial infection that enters the body through the anus and in the end creates a colony of single celled bacterium that make the testis shrink.

Dan: i heard you got an STD Pat
Pat: nah man. i got something worse.
Dan: hmm? what are you talking about?
Pat: i was getting at my girl and we fucked six times and the result was not good. i got it. gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus. my balls are only the size of an eraser top.
Dan: Shit! i feel for you Pat, dumb bitch.

gana-herpa-syphilitis-human papilloma virus by nighthawkdragon April 25, 2009

humanitarian reasons

(n.) For the protection of the basic human rights of the abused.

Aren't you glad bush sent us on a war for humanitarian reasons and not for oil


^this from someone who actually supported the war in iraq

humanitarian reasons by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

human

anyone who has posted a definition saying humans are stupid is RACIST

all of you are racists hatin on the human race

human by Barry Bonds May 20, 2006