Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

Cross Docking

The act of taking a clear plastic tube about 2 feet long and inserting one end into a recipients anus and the other end into another recipients anus then taking turns pushing human waste back and forth into each others anus.

David and Ray just bought a shiny new glass tube to play a game of cross Docking at the party tonight. They have eaten allot of corn and tacos to make sure they are ready for the fun!

by Zipcar March 11, 2025

Dry docking

An act of an abrupt penetration attempt without proper lubrication.

Because he went all dry docking up in my business, the ABS system engaged.

Slow down bro, don’t dry dock me!

by Refs67 June 19, 2025

Shirt-Dickin'

Shirt-Dicking: The active only wearing a shirt leaving one's bait and tackle to swing in the breeze like a church bell.

Ever pooped in the Philippines? You never knew your BH could breath so clearly after, only problem is youre Shirt-Dickin' your dignity while you use a butt-sponge to car-wash dinner off your turd-cutter.

by Travis the Impaler September 1, 2025

Bullet Docking

The act of placing a snorter bullet (often used as a recreational nasal party prescription dispenser) on the end of the penis, rolling the foreskin over it so only the tip of the bullet is showing then having someone snort from it, giving the impression they are snorting a bump out the end of a penis.

"OK ladies, let's round up some guys, get them Bullet Docking the gear and head to the park for a few rounds of Russian Boullette. It's all swings and roundabouts at the end of the day!"

by Psycloud September 7, 2025

Tesla Docking Station

When two guys who own electric cars meet up. After a couple of street beers, they end up pulling their foreskins back and locking them together whilst they talk about full self driving.

Did you hear about Karl and Glenn at the marina? Yeah, they are doing the usual Friday Tesla Docking Station

by Fullgae September 12, 2025

Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025