by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
Get the date hatemug. Mark: Hey man, I got this good good Jared Kushner from my hookup yesterday.
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
John: Aww yea, wanna go on a j-date?
by devilscupcakes May 16, 2018
Get the J-Datemug. A virtual battlefield where hope meets disappointment, and the search for true love becomes a never-ending cycle of swiping, ghosting, and occasional encounters with individuals who are one rejection away from becoming serial killers.
Person A: "I just can't catch a break with online dating. Every time I think I've found someone decent, they turn out to be a total disappointment."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
Person B: "Tell me about it! I matched with this guy who seemed charming, but after a few messages, he completely ghosted me."
Person A: "Ugh, ghosting is the worst! And don't even get me started on the ones who send creepy messages or unsolicited pictures."
Person B: "Oh, I've definitely had my fair share of those. It's like they're one rejection away from becoming a full-fledged serial killer."
Person A: "Exactly! I mean, how hard is it to find someone genuine and decent in this virtual battlefield of swiping?"
Person B: "It feels like finding a needle in a haystack. But hey, we can't lose hope. There might still be a diamond in the rough out there somewhere."
Person A: "I guess you're right. We just have to keep swiping, filtering out the creeps, and maybe, just maybe, we'll stumble upon true love."
Person B: "Here's to hoping! But until then, let's buckle up and brace ourselves for more disappointments on this never-ending cycle of online dating."
by cedspam June 2, 2023
Get the online datingmug. a date based entirely off of information about you given on your social networking profile. usually a technique used by creeps to get into a girls pants.
girl #1: hey, how did your date go last night?
girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..
girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..
girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.
girl #2: oh, it was alright, except all we did were things i said i liked to do in my "about me.." & the only music we listened to in his car were bands i listed in my music section, also strangely, he told me all his favorite movies as if he were listing them off my movies section..
girl #1: oh, so basically it was a network date..
girl #2: yeah, i don't think i'm going out with him again.
by nospaceshipsgo September 3, 2009
Get the network datemug. 1) (noun) When you and your significant other are spending date night doing nothing but vaping, your blue vape and her pink vape, most likely at home on the couch watching netflix with your dog and cat..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
2) (verb) When you're on a date and fill the silence with vaping, usually to the distain of your hot date, who doesn't appreciate the huge billowing clouds in her face.. at the table, inside the restaurant, while she's eating..
1) "honey, will you give me a foot rub? they're killing me!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
"or, better idea.. how about we engage in consensual date-vape instead?"
2) "how was your first date with mike?"
"ugh, a disaster! so, he was funny, smart, and super hot, but he date-vaped me the entire time!"
by conspiracy boy November 26, 2015
Get the date-vapemug. The central theme revolves around adopting the character traits of the Renegade Raider, a rare and coveted skin in Fortnite. By becoming a metaphorical Renegade Raider in real life, the book suggests fostering an air of rarity and confidence. The method encourages occasional unavailability, advising readers to become a mysterious man and how to get into women's feelings.
by newsnews May 8, 2024
Get the Renegade Raider Dating Methodmug. A date is something you do with a boyfriend or girlfriend. It can be really fun to go on a date but it can also not be.
If it goes well, you could get a wife if it does not go well, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I would say just play with your friend and drink some beer and wine when you're at it. Or try to beg her to stay with you... you know what forget bout that, Dates slow you down in life so don't do them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This word is useless you should never use it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If it goes well, you could get a wife if it does not go well, ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................... I would say just play with your friend and drink some beer and wine when you're at it. Or try to beg her to stay with you... you know what forget bout that, Dates slow you down in life so don't do them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This word is useless you should never use it at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Kaingus sky May 14, 2021
Get the Datemug.