chris pine

sexiest man to ever exist. he has the prettiest and best eyes ever and i also really want his di-

“CHRIS PINE IS SO FINE”

by chrispinesexygf January 5, 2022

Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

GD Chris

He’ll fuck yo aunty and he’s literally the funniest dude to be around just don’t get on his bad side cuz than you’ll be callin him uncle

Man I wish I was like GD Chris

by Yo Aunty’s kids March 29, 2020

Chris Method

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Chris Bell

A FUCKING LEGEND

CHRIS BELL, WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

by CHRISTHEFUCKINGLEGEND April 23, 2020

chris j

chris j is a fucking faggy racist white boy.
nigga claims hes black but hes so fucking pale

chris j is a fat nigga who doesnt shower
chris j seeks female validation by sexualizing girls

by realdraina4L May 14, 2022

Chris Zegzula

A person of great experience with girls, mostly sex. he most likely had sex with your mom, and if you're female and you never seen him, he is coming for your booty.

Chris Zegzula is the pussy destroyer

by Zegzula300 April 29, 2019