Chocolate Jackhammer

when giving anal sex, pull out quickly so your partner shits on your dick, then take your shit covered dick and face-fuck her

dude, i gave my girl the chocolate jackhammer last night!

by ETompk October 25, 2010

The Chocolate Dip

When you are in 69 position and you are eating a girl out, and your nose goes into her butt.

After I did the chocolate dip on Jane, my nose smelt like poo for hours.

by JHDfhdks October 12, 2007

Hot chocolate

The process of seeing a hot black person and uncontrollably nutting

"Hey look at that black chick, I think some hot chocolate is in my pants now"

by Dicknutter September 29, 2017

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

Chocolate Headphones

When in a three-some, you ask two participants to face away from you and squat either side of your head. Each anus is at 'ear-level'. On a count of three, the participants then begin to defecate, and the trick is to try and get both stools to meet at the top of your head to create a set of "chocolate headphones."

Got lucky with two girls last night and I totally got a set of chocolate headphones. It's the best Christmas ever!

by Horhay the V March 11, 2011

Chocolate Egg

When a person is sleeping and you take a dump on their head.

Look! Brondo fell asleep. Let's give him a chocolate egg.

by Glogan September 13, 2015

Chocolate Woodpecker

When you're taking a shit & shove a wooden stick in your butthole, then you yell "hahahahaha" like Woody Woodpecker

I went for a walk in the woods & gave myself a "chocolate woodpecker" just for kicks!
Jane was very happy after receiving a "chocolate woodpecker" from a friend in a bush

by pervert_1&2 September 22, 2017