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Status Jumping

Status jumping is a skill used by many facebookers to prevent a creeper from creepin on ones facebook. The status jumper starts a conversation on one status and then continues it on another status making creepers confused.
Facebooker #1 writes on status 1: hey guyz what time we going to movies tonight?
Creeper: 'yesss what time are you going to the movies tonight'
Status jumping Facebooker #2 writes on different status: 9 PM facebooker.
by BookFacee July 6, 2010
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Space Cat Jump

The expression "Space Cat Jump" is defined as the exact opposite of "Dead Cat Bounce". It is a term used during times of fear mongering, uncertainty, or peril, as to where the Federal Reserve prints unlimited money, and purchases unlimited assets in order to keep the markets alive.

The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
by uoy era ohW June 30, 2020
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Jumping Walls

Jumping Walls Definition;
Jumping Walls is a figurative reference to escape from any unnecessary rule-bound environment. or to end some thing bad for you.
Could be escape from abuse or unpaid over work, a cult, toxic relationship , bad situation etc.
it can also mean to escape from a bad situation or giving up on a bad habit or addictions.
Jumped ship ... works the same way.

Jumping walls this term has been used in Lil Durk's Song titled all love
jumping walls
hey bro are you still staying at your abusive aunty's place? Answer"No bro i jumped the wall"

Our boss wants us to work overtime without over time pay. Answers; "that's it Am jumping the wall"

are you still with that cult church of yours? answer, i jumped the wall three years ago.

my girlfriend wants to be controlling our relationship with stupid rules am planning on jumping the wall.
by Virgil scott June 4, 2024
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Conversation Jumped

Being forced by a stranger into a conversation against your will.
I was walking to my car and this guy just came out of nowhere and conversation jumped me!
by corrnucopia January 26, 2011
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Jump The Clock

You jumped the clock, don't do it again.

If you jump the clock again, we'll have to fire you
by SauceMilliken July 31, 2017
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Flood-Jump

A term regarding to the flood in the Halo series, which jump extremely far and high.
Dude! Did you just see my cat jump?
Yeah! It just did a Flood-Jump!
by GirFreak113 August 12, 2009
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