A rare disease in which a man's testicals are connected directly to the ass cheeks. This condition is extremely deadly. Seek medical attention immediately, if you are concerned with your testicular health! Excess skin is common. May result in lack of sexual activity (women are too grossed out!)
Sally: "EWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THAT!?"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
Bernard (Bernie Mac): "Don't worry it's not contageous, it's called assball syndrome, keep going!"
by slap-a-ho June 11, 2006
Get the assball syndrome mug.-Disease affecting preppy girls (usually taking some kind of dance class) who think because of the song Sk8ter Boi by Avril Lavigne, they have to find a punk/emo/scene guy to satisfy their obvious downhill progression because he will save her with his 4-chord riffs and badly written lyrics about other girls.
Football player: Hey, I think I'm going to ask that cheerleader Stacey out.
Football player's non-athletic intelligent friend: Nah, man don't waste your time, I heard she's got Avril Syndrome...she goes for those emo kids.
Football player: Gay...
Football player's non-athletic intelligent friend: Nah, man don't waste your time, I heard she's got Avril Syndrome...she goes for those emo kids.
Football player: Gay...
by Mareas May 23, 2008
Get the Avril Syndrome mug.A person suffering from Chud Syndrome will show signs of slight mental handicap in the form of stuttered speech and slow understanding. They might also crack jokes or create puns that are funny to only themselves and nobody else. People may see them as a creep and not want to associate with them, although most will never admit that. Sufferers also may also be defined by distinct physical characteristics such as a deep under bite, red hair and freckles, as well as a gorilla like stature when walking.
Kid1: Yo, that kid is a creep.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
Kid2: Yeah, he has a severe case of Chud Syndrome, don't worry about it.
by UnKn0wn Creeper May 13, 2008
Get the Chud Syndrome mug.a chromosomal (big word for smart people) disorder which effects someone for they're whole life. They have swollen looking eyes and difficulty with learning. they can also be insanely strong, i know a little girl with down syndrome, she is 9 and she can push an 80kg man to the ground. no problems. good thing is, they are very very nice people and generally more fun and outgoing than most of the nerds who will read this XD.
in short, if you call someone who did something stupid 'a downy' or 'down syndrome' you obviously don't know anyone who has it or have ever properly met someone who has it.
in short, if you call someone who did something stupid 'a downy' or 'down syndrome' you obviously don't know anyone who has it or have ever properly met someone who has it.
me: my little brother has down syndrome, what do u think of that?
normal person: id like to meet him, i don't know what to make of people with DS.
me: not many people do, you will love him. think jim carrey, just 11 and shorter
normal person: haha sounds good =)
normal person: id like to meet him, i don't know what to make of people with DS.
me: not many people do, you will love him. think jim carrey, just 11 and shorter
normal person: haha sounds good =)
by DS Rep. August 3, 2008
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by Razputant April 13, 2009
Get the Metallica Syndrome mug.The disease which is classified by symptoms of extreme lack of test preperation, thereby causing sickness and absence was school.
by GS October 28, 2004
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