I Have No Neck

Expression used by the father of the WOMAN, who has no neck.

Wes: Hey guys Glenn's dad has no neck.
The Woman: My dad does have a neck!
Glenn II: I have no neck!
The Woman: No dad, You do have a neck!
Glenn II: Listen up son or daughter, I HAVE NO NECK!

by M4x1mus May 15, 2007

heterosexual neck lovins

when a heterosexual drunken male friend all of a sudden latches on to another heterosexual male friend's neck with his mouth.

you're standing on your back deck drinking with friends. one friend staggers over to another friend and locks his lips on his neck.

someone yells, "You just got some heterosexual neck lovins!"

by Mojonyx April 24, 2009

Got your Neck

When your neck gets gotted

Lmao I got your neck

by Road Hoagie July 25, 2018

getting neck in the boonies

A Superb blowjob done in a location known as the “boonies” which may be anywhere that you see fit

We went to the bathroom and I was getting neck in the boonies

by Boonie neck December 05, 2021

corey taylor neck

Corey Taylor has a neck of the gods. It was used to build part of D.J.T.’s anti burrito wall.

Big Ed is as wide as Corey Taylor neck

by Sniggalicious May 01, 2021

crooked-neck kenny

A very gay kid at lancaster high school

Kid1: do you know crooked-neck kenny ?

Kid2: yeah, that kid is so gay!!

by Lancaster kid jr. April 27, 2008

futuristic neck-bounce

a name given when you had the best blowjob ever. the head is so good and pleasuring that it is futuristic , and by futuristic meaning in the future so nobody else has ever experienced it besides the person receiving the head from this girl. Neck-bounce is used because that is what the girl is doing while giving you head, here neck is bouncing up and down.

friend: she give good head?
me: she gives tthat futuristic neck-bounce !

by cleveland Benedictine February 21, 2010