Jesus

he is my nigga
by Jooooos March 22, 2017
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Jesus Christ

The founder of Christianity. A jew.
Preached for tolerance and pacifism.
If Jesus Christ knew that so many people waged wars and killed jewish people in his name, he would have never let those Romans kill him so he wouldn't become a martyr.
by tuktuk November 21, 2005
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Purple Jesus

Cheap miscellaneous booze mixed with grape juice, served in a vat or garbage bin that tastes as good as it sounds. (absolutely horrible)
P1: it's purple, but why is it called purple jesus?
P2: try some
*P1 tries it*
P1: JESUS!!!!
by Jon Weatherhead July 05, 2007
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Jesus Vader

Jesus Christ with a Darth Vader helmet and a jedi sword. He's more powerfull than the real Jesus. He's also evil.
I dont believe in Jesus because Jesus Vader whooped his ass.
by blank babushka December 24, 2009
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Jesus hammer

a Chritsian cross
preson1-im fuc*king shank u wit mah jesus hammer!"
person 2- What the he*l is that
person1-let me show you (pulls out a cross) (shanks person 2 with it)
preson2-da*n that hurt!
by Loren from lancaster November 20, 2010
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Jesus Christing

verb. Non-secular. tying one's sexual partner to a cross with a crown of razorwire or other prickly objects while preforming fellatio to them
"Man, did you see those two Jesus Christing last night? I wish they'd close their blinds."
by aigle March 15, 2020
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jesus jones

It's not jesus, its his brother.
Instead of jesus Christ... you would simply state.. jesus jones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xfadingxsweetlyx October 04, 2007
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