Jesus

Jesus is our lord and savior who died for us

Guy 1: did u hear the about hey soos
Guy 2: Did u mean Jesus
Guy 1: same thing

Jesus: I think not *zaps guy 2, killing him*

by IzzyMemeDreams February 9, 2017

Jesus

he is my nigga

cause jesus christ is my nigga

by Jooooos March 22, 2017

Jesus

For us religious people Jesus is our lord and savior known as "lord, Lord almighty, the holy one, and our savior Christ "

Joe: Hey you beautiful stranger come learn about Jesus
Stranger: Alright!

by Bruh.- March 22, 2019

Jesus

Jesus means a guy with a very small penis.

Damn he like Jesus. ( He has a small penis).

by TheRealDefenitions. November 22, 2016

Jesus

also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth or Jesus Christ, f were a Jewish preacher and religious leader who became the central figure of Christianity. Christians believe him to be the Son of God and the awaited Messiah (Christ) prophesied in the Old Testament.

Jesus Christ

by iphone6s2003 April 6, 2017

Jesus

Jesus is everyone's dad, he made you all.

I love Jesus!

by The Holy Daddyo December 3, 2018

Jesus

A good man with a reckless love for all. He forgives all who wrong Him and gives mercy and grace to those who don't deserve it. He's friends with the worst kind of people and hangs out in the worst kinds of places, but His reputation is spotless and His heart is open for you.

Jesus, a man of perfection.

by CaseforChrist16 May 21, 2018