When one is aggressive and defensive for no apparent reason and expresses these feelings like a small child. These feelings may be expressed through articulate yet confounding phrases that when listened to are often disorienting and slightly uncomfortable. Salty-Bullshit may be practiced against all of the following groups of individuals: loved ones, coworkers, one's boss, friends, and strangers. Salty-Bullshit is unpredictable by nature and may occur without a moment's notice. Beware.

Guy1: I really like your shirt
Guy2: Do you like my shirt because it's cooler than your shirt or because you hate everything about yourself. How does that make you feel?
Guy1: I mean, I guess it makes me feel bad.
Guy2: Yeah, you should feel bad - you’re stupid - and no one likes you.
Guy1: Damn dude, you really need to cool it with all the Salty Bullshit today.

by Chiefer Sutherland May 27, 2017

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Salty Cracker

Usually someone named Kuro who thinks they know everything but often the opposite is true. This behavior often results in an obnoxious level of arrogance. The interaction usually leaves a bad taste in your mouth afterwards.

"Kuro is acting like they're right again. I looked it up. They're wrong. Again."
"Don't bring it up. Kuro will just shit-talk you."
"I know. Kuro is such a Salty Cracker."

by ProbablyTrash December 3, 2018

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