Hell Date

A random group of words put together that can be used to describe a truly unfortunate, inescapable circumstance

"Yea I'm not gonna lie, I went mid and all five of them were there"
"Damn"
"Yea it was a hell date for me"
"WTF is a hell date"
"You don't know what that is? I literally say it all the time"

by HELLDATE69 September 14, 2023

National date a friend day

On may 14th, you have to date you’re best friend or normal friend and YOU CAN’T DENY IT. If you do, you have to send naughty pics ;)

Boy 1: OMG it’s may 14th!! I’m gonna go ask out Emily
Girl 2: she can’t even say no since it’s National date a friend day😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!

by Cupid the creator May 12, 2021

Older Woman Dating

An ad that urbandictionary really wants you to click on

Urbandictionary: Older Woman Dating
Person: wtf

by retrded man March 18, 2025

Dating

Verb

Dating - To make eating dates a regular part of one's diet. Compare to the noun Dater.

Noun

Dater - One who makes dating a regular part of their diet

John has been dating lately especially as an appetizer and sugar substitute

by Festus Finlooper January 2, 2022

Date Ball

An 8 Ball of cocaine you and your partner split during a date night.

Hey, buy a Date Ball for when we go to the restaurant tonight

by Mr. Bern June 5, 2024

Blind Date

To have your dinner partner blindfold themselves while you spit caviar through a straw

"My date Bailey and I were set up on a blind date."

"Did it go well?"
"No, she said the caviar tasted worse than her ass getting rammed by a semi truck"

by That-Guy-Jerry December 16, 2022

Pre-Dating

Talking to someone while also not talking to others and doing things couples do, but you're not dating.

Me and her are pre-dating.

by Abrein March 11, 2020