Pancakes in the morning

When you wake up and your girlfriend/wife is making pancakes, you come up to her, pull down her pants and fuck her, and right before you bust, you pull out and cum on the pancakes. Then she eats them.

Ben woke up and saw Jenifer and decided he wanted some pancakes in the morning.

by Lowvaughm February 23, 2025

Built like morning breath

Xxoriginaldaze

Daze is built like morning breath

by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

Built like morning breath

Xxoriginaldaze

Daze is built like morning breath

by 111211113455 April 25, 2025

A Brazilian good morning

The act of mixing coffee grounds with sperm

Did you hear about Chuck he gave his girl a Brazilian good morning

by Dangerexpress April 29, 2025

of a morning

on most days before noon.

"I prefer to look out the window of a morning and decide then whether a coat is needed"

by Arminkshipper July 21, 2025

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013

5 o’clock in the morning

5 o’clock in the morning is Morningwood

- the time that you spend planning out the rest of your day

- a good chunk of people will be asleep

“It’s 5 o’clock in the morning the conversation got boring, you said your goin got bed soon, so I snuck off to your bedroom. Then I thought I’d just wait there....”

A lovely Tpain song from the 2000s, that should be loved by everyone.

I’m not even angry that nobody remembers it. But I liked to talk about it with my friends.

Psychologically it would be the most calming song to use to go to sleep.

At 5 o’clock in the morning someone will be having sex and thinking about me.

At 5 in the morning I’m usually asleep, but still love this song though.

“Boy’s used to sing this all the time on the bus. Zachary, would love this song.”

by Funimnothavingfundoyougetitnow July 19, 2021