Is a wanker and wanks everyday. he can't cum at all. he has never had a girlfriend before and has a 2 micrometer penis. you should never have Matthew Taylor as a boyfriend he will just wank off all day
by THE REAL JEFF BEZOS March 6, 2022
Get the Matthew Taylormug. The love of Reilly Days life. He’s the sweetest and most precious human in this world. One of the most lovable people.
by Reilly Day November 17, 2020
Get the Matthew Gray Gublermug. Her: OMG I LIVE MATT STURNIOLO
Me: matthew sturnioloK
Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…
Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽
Me: matthew sturnioloK
Her: unboyfriended…
Me:…
Unboyfriended = sad 🖤💔🙁✌️👎🏽
by Suckonmacock November 19, 2023
Get the matthew sturnioloKmug. A far right, registered Republican, incel gun nut who tried and failed to assassinate Trump. He got 1 tapped by secret service snipers within seconds.
Dude 1: "Did you see the Trump shooter, Thomas Matthew Crooks?"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
Dude 2: "Yeah lol how did he miss?"
Dude 1: "He was using iron sights"
Dude 2: "LOL"
by eurodancing July 13, 2024
Get the Thomas Matthew Crooksmug. Matthew is a dwarf. He has a dad called jim jam with a mammoth cock and his mother and sister hav ethe biggets mommy milker you will ever see in your life. I would become friends with this don to get a bit of Kerry's Cherry's
hello Matthew
by daddy beef curry May 30, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. 
Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!
"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"
by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013
Get the matthew aaron rogersmug.