Jordan

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.
Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)
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jordan is an overall bitch. he is very nice to his friends but to other people he be fucking them up. he’s a rich guy who thinks he cool 🤟🤪 when he’s not. he’s nice when you get to know him personally most of the time. people might think he’s funny, most of the time uses your mom jokes thinking he’s cool
rui: guess what that guy did again
nari: who? jordan?
rui: who else. 😒
nari: let’s just go.

arik: yo bro what you doing

jordan: what else. being the coolest kid.🤟🤟🤘🤘
ella:omg bae😍😍
rui & nari: no
by naRi.. October 14, 2022
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Jordan has the fattest ass to ever exist. It moves when he walk and if you slap it, it’s like straight gellooooo. He is the definition of GYAT MMMMMM. And he plays basketball btw.
by mommy mentle December 07, 2022
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He/She is an incredible fatty that eats up everything and is a cheater
by Larry Hum April 01, 2020
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me: damn they're cute
Jordan: yeah they are :)
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A bottom who pretends he’s a top but is really a bottom.
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A fatass that eats all the food
Jordan: Yummy
Me: Fucc there goes the food
by Deadmememan February 25, 2020
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